fartiste

n.
An individual whose appreciation for art runs along the lines of fringe, cult, cheese, camp and/or any combination thereof. So enamored are they that they're compelled to spread the love through blogging, free movie nights and armchair-auteur recreations.

In cult movie circles, Mike Nelson and Joel Hodgson are as highly contested as Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard are to Star Trek nerds. No matter how you slice it, they are both fartistes of the highest calibre.

by aeryk.are.died September 12, 2009

fartista

n.
An individual who curates fringe, cult, cheese, camp and/or any combination thereof films.

Thursday movies at Cafe Venture are presented by Hammad, Master Fartista.

by aeryk.are.died September 12, 2009

FARTIST

Fartist - Fake Amusement Really Trying Inside So To - NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THEY SUCK AT LIFE AN USE ART AS AN EXCUSE FOR IT

Phony artists, people who are to lazy to do anything else and use 'starving artist' as a way around it.

An insult to those truly devoted to art,

My fartist friends whine on facebook all day that no one pays them attention while at the same time they refuse to work and sponge off others.

by kitkat83 November 13, 2011

Farmistic

Basically means the same as agricultural but some people just can't think of the right word...

Woah, have you heard about the farmistic feminists?

by []pkojhi January 13, 2013

Farmishly

Farmishly- the act of doing somthing farmer-like outside the typical farm setting.

She woke up farmishly early because she had to give up a presentation at 7am.

by Chris Val June 29, 2011

Farmster

one who sees the population shifting back to urban dwelling and, therefore, invests in inner city commercial & multi-family real estate or urban infill because it's a very cool thing to do. In farming urban real estate, he/she tends to watch it grow and he/she likes it because he's/she's smart and he/she likes making money without having to actually work for it himself/herself. He/she also likes driving past his/her holdings and saying to their friends/parents/children "See, we own that".

The farmster, though somewhat ahead of his/her peers financially, maintains a rather humble demeanor. (May also own Berkshire Hathaway Class B shares that he/she got for his/her bar/bat mitzvah or 21st birthday...in other words, not rich, but respectable).

NOT to be mistaken for a farmer with a hipster vibe. EVER.

"Jason thinks he's all that now that he's a farmster. He's totally into San Francisco multi-family."

by CapitalFarmsters.com October 13, 2013

fartiste

Where the person farts as part of a fashion statement

"Stick with me darling and you will be farting through silk......you will be a Fartiste"

by Desmondous January 9, 2017