Farmification

The process of making people more farmer-like in the way they live their lives, producing more farmers.

Influencing people to take up an interest in farming.

Farmification usually happens by just getting out there and spreading the word on how cool farming is.

I believe in the farmification of society. One by one, a nation of farmers is in the works.

by Brent Heigold June 24, 2009

Farmington Tickler

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.

See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.

by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022

Fetish Farming

When someone gives an artist (regardless if they draw fetish content or not.) an oddly specific yet seemingly harmless request and/or question with an ulterior motive for sexual gratification.

The artwork could involve characters from tv shows/movies/anime or even an OC (short for Original Character, possibly being an intellectual property of an artist) doing almost random specific things. For example:

"Can you draw Princess Peach shivering?"

"Could I have an image of Blaze The Cat sucking her thumb?"

"Where is your OC the most ticklish?"

"Hi, what would your OC do if they suddenly got covered in maple syrup?

"Draw This character wearing a cheerleader outfit!"

The people asking these questions could possibly have large collections of artwork similar to the request they sent or could even ask for it multiple times in a row.

"Oh yeah, this guy's totally fetish farming you."

"I don't cater to fetish farming, sorry."

by anonymous August 29, 2022

carpet farming

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

by simon_magus September 28, 2003

farticulate

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.

When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

Farmington STEAM Academy

The school were outsiders think their smart but really their not a lot of shit has happened there and I would advise you not to there. They have weebs and people who make up lies to say they don’t go there.

Person 1: Do you go to Farmington STEAM Academy that school sucks

Person 2: no why would I go there it’s filled with people who are smart

by sloppytoppy445 March 13, 2020

ant farmin

When the motel your about to check into looks like Uncle Milton's Ant Farm from the street because of all the live ins going in and out, from one room to another.

Honey, lets go somewhere else. It looks like this place is Ant Farmin.

by DpapaEMc March 21, 2016