fagstradomas

When you realize that all you’re buddies are Fags, but you realize it before they did.

Wow, you guys are fucking gay? Yea he called it, Chris is a fagstradomas

by Carlhouser December 7, 2018

Falsepath

Alternative to being misdirected, or sent on a long worthless pathway with little or no reward at the end.

"I became a born-again and was a tattooed Christian for 20 years before I realized I was falsepathed. Now I'm on a truepath, I think."

"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."

by mattanaw July 22, 2021

Jesus Faist

A cultish fake religion created by theatre brats where participants worship Michael Faist.

"Sacrifice that little child over there for our lord and savor Jesus Faist"

by WhinnieDaPotatoSalad January 18, 2021

Mike Faist

A broadway actor who played Morris Delancey in newsies, and Connor Murphy in Dear Evan Hansen. Mike has his own broadway trading card from his time in Newsies. He also has really great hair, and deserves a tony award.

Mike Faist is really good at tap dancing.

by Senshi Pie July 17, 2018

falsalto

An unnatural or unusually low-pitched voice, esp. a woman or young child trying to sing like Pavarotti

When your 5-year old boy sings: "You were born... loooong ago, long ago, long ago, loooooooooooong ago," in falsalto, attempting to sound like a famous opera tenor or alto in order to taunt you

by MarielleCB October 13, 2008

falseage

The type of sausage one purchases from a fast food restaurant.

"Dang, the cat won't even eat the falseage!" said Jose. Pedro replied, "Who knows what that shit is made of!."

by bumscrubber October 4, 2009

False Vandalism

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live

im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy

by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021