flange maggot

A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..

"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."

by Drex the Schizo November 15, 2007

Flange wipe

A towelette or wet wipe, used by a lady for hasty personal ablutions.

You can't beat a game of squash for working up a sweat, now pass me my flange wipes, I've a board meeting at 2.

by enile February 24, 2009

Flange Baron

A general attitude of snobbery towards rancid vagina.

Alternatively an actual baron, for example Baron Vonwinklesnaff of Flange Towers in Scrungeness.

Dude, I hate to be a flange baron, but this is one mossy cleft

by G Raves August 14, 2009

flange

The inside part of a train wheel that prevents it from derailing, and enables it to traverse corners.

Engineer 1: This flange is wearing out.
Engineer 2: We'll replace the bogie then.

by Osarius January 23, 2013

flange

Slang for the Labia Majora. The vulva.

I went nude sunbathing and I sunburnt my flange. It looks like a slice of watermelon

by Marlowe March 18, 2003

Falangism

The most based ideology, which is a form of national syndicalism (not fascism). Spanish Politician Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera created this idea with his "Twenty-Seven Points". The ideology was prominent in the Spanish Civil War and under Caudillo Francesco Franco's Spain.

A: I think John likes Falangism.
B: How so?
A: I heard him humming Cara al Sol earlier.
B: Based.

by LeEpicNat1936 October 30, 2020

Busted Flange

A musical duo formed in 2005 by 2 mates - Donkey on guitar & vocals, Beanbag on drums.

Their most memorable performances were played to a small crowd of 2 in a funky little room at one of the band members homes.

The duo's most requested songs were "Handsaw" & "Corned Beef Flaps".

awesome musical duo Busted Flange

by flippyfloppyflaps November 12, 2011