FAKEASSBITCH

FAKEASSBITCH - A girl who is really fake, and thinks shes sweet

You FAKEASSBITCH, go make me some salad

by zeroassault0221 June 27, 2004

Fareham

a place not far from Gosport, but far enough not to let the chavs overspill too much, people that live in Fareham tend to be slightly richer than the Gosport cavaran renting types. They hold down steady jobs within the small town centre with the most expensive form of pay and display car parks. Regular buses run to allow for people to leave fareham as frequently as needed, but most run into gosport so people soon return back to fareham glory.
Go to Fareham you're most likely to get shot than stabbed, thats always a benefit, in gosport they will do both. If you are gay go to gosport the local colleges support free gay love, in the corridors, and the toilets, and the classrooms with the teachers, most of the teachers require sexual intercourse as a form of passing the course.

Sleep with me or you will not pass i.c.t gay boy
if you won't sleep with me, you might as well be from chichester
you're face offends me, go back to gosport
us farehamians are far better than you.

by Fray March 22, 2007

fakegasms

1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner

2. a disapointment

3. not meeting expectations

"i had fakegams with him"

by what a let down November 16, 2004

fakeasm

A fake orgasm used when your guy can't please you but you don't want to hurt his feelings.

"Justin didn't even come close."
"Then just fakeasm!!"

by kaitlyn February 16, 2004

faketastic

Something that is both fake and fantastic. Generally used in regard to food.

That french toast made with fake eggs and artificial sweetener was faketastic!

by Brian Enos November 6, 2006

fakelationship

It's a "friendship" where you text, email, talk on the phone, and hang out pretty much constantly. In some fakelationships, you hook up while maintaining that you're "just friends." In others, it feels purely platonic, though the level of emotional dependence is way stronger than a typical friendship.

Joy: It's been 7 months, Jack and Jane have been dating yet never updated their single hood status on FB?

Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!

by Rodie April 8, 2010

Fakeatarian

One who says they are vegetarian but secretly eat Taco Bell and Jack In The Box tacos, justifying it as “ it contains mostly soy.” They only eat French fries when out instead of salad ironically. They cave in to sometimes secretly taking a bite of meat and loving it.

Non vegetarian- I’m not a vegetarian but I love eating healthy.Do you want a thin crust gluten free pesto sauce cheese spinach pizza ? It’s my favorite ! Fakeatarian-Ew, I want Taco Bell! Non vegetarian- So are you a fakeatarian ?

by NYworstnightmare October 23, 2019