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Crisco Fisted

Made by Tim Green of Rock town IL.
Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.

A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco

To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.
man 1- "Damn, you hit that?"
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"

past tense

I Crisco Fisted that hoe

future tense

I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.
by V and G September 27, 2009
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Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009
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Fisted

A thing a Preston would do to a teagen
on a Friday night
I heard mason fisted Lexi last Friday night
by Hrhejsjsbe February 11, 2019
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double fisted piledriver

a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.
Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?

A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.

she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.
by listypoos September 24, 2004
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Fisted

Boss: Hey man can you start work early?
Employee: Why's that?
Boss: We're getting fisted, No Lube
by Averagebarguy August 15, 2019
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double fisted cuddle

When you strangle someone with both hands.
I remember the days when Marty used to make the motion of strangling someone on the dock. Oh, you mean the double fisted cuddle? That's a Marty classic.
by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms September 14, 2018
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Tight-fisted

Not explored anally.
She`s such a tight-fisted gal.
by MaddCatt April 24, 2021
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