cross faded

being drunk as fuck and high off your ass at the same time

bro i drank 4 tequila shots and smoked 2 blunts at the party last night. i was cross faded as fuck

by tyrone456 August 3, 2019

Innocence faded outro

Synonym for Awesome,Amazing,Badass..

Etymology:(The outro guitar solo for innocence faded by Dream Theater which is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!)

DTDream TheaterInnocence FadedJohn PetrucciAwake

Dude..You made it to the band...thats so innocence faded outro..

This song is so innocence faded outro man!!!

Innocence Faded Outro!!

by tariq1890 November 5, 2011

Fake Faded

Having little to no alcohol consumption, yet partaking in the same actions a drunk would. One may fake being faded to get attention, hook up with drunk girls, to fit in, etc.

John got fake faded last night to hook up with Jenny, and she was trashed.

Susan had 1 shot and was acting blacked out. How fake faded!!

by Jódin October 22, 2013

Darth Fader

When your bro drinks or smokes a shit ton and proceeds to behave in an evil and douchey manner totally unbecoming of your bro

-Bro Darby fucked my wife last night
-No way!
-Yeah he got trashed and swooped in on her like a douche
-Damn, darth fader

-For real, now i'm flying han solo
-Fag

by The Electric Salad February 23, 2011

Faded than a hoe

When a person is extremely and severely high of the zaza.

You're about to get Faded than a hoe my friend.

by DabbingtonOfThePenjamin November 3, 2022

faded

When in the presence of another human being under the influence of cannabis, many things about their appearance, speech and characteristics may change. Their eyes may be droopy and red. Their spoken word will be repeatedly interrupted with fits of laughter or, and in some cases 'and', they will regularly remind you how hungry they are despite the vast quantities of Sour Patch Kids and Doritos they have consumed.

But when said human being reaches their highest point, the 'peak' of their high, often described as a '10', there lies one key indicator. One beacon that will truly enlighten onlookers as to how intoxicated they are...

The next time you are blessed with the pleasant presence of a altogether 'zooted' stoner, indulge in this undemanding task: simply ask said stoner, "out of 10, how high are you?"

There is one obvious response that one would obviously predict, "10". But this is incorrect. The answer that someone whole heartedly high as fuck would give is...

"faded"

There are two main reasons this is the only answer that can be given; when a person is so blazed that they fail the simple task of choosing a number out of 10 to match their current state of mind, that is when it is clear said person is on legitimately on a 10.
A second main reason is that "faded" is a word that can easily roll off of the tongue of a wide mouthed, slumped-in-sofa stoner.

One's self "Hello good chap, could i have a nanoscopic moment of your time to ask you a simple question?"

Stoner *nods head* (due to his brain melting out of his ears, this particular stoner found it a little too hard to speak)

One's self "out of 10, how high are you?"

Stoner *stares blankly into space while attempting to formulate an effective word that would describe the complete combustion of his brain cells in a effective manner while simultaneously being easy to say*

Stoner "faded"

by FUKANARK April 28, 2015

Facelag

The facial sensation one experiences while drunk; sloshy cheeks, tingly lips, and heavy eyelids are all components of facelag.

Guy 1: Bro, I have the gnarliest facelag right now. I swear if you slapped me with a fish it wouldn't even phase me.

Guy 2: I know homie you killed that 40 mad quick. I guess this is why they call it getting shitfaced.

by FuggaDuck October 16, 2011