fasturbater

Someone who jerks off so fast that the dick flies off and exlpodes.

Gary jerked Bill off so hard his dick flew off and exploded in Tammy's face. Just another victim of the fasturbater.

by Slime Girl August 10, 2021

Fasturbate

When you masturbate at max speed

When you fasturbate at max speed

by anonymous November 12, 2022

Fasturbate

When you're in a rush and masturbating really fast.

I was late for my appointment so I only had time to fasturbate.

by Sir Robin the Magnificent May 9, 2025

Facestruate

To look at somebody with an unapproving expression, filled with malice and criticism. Liken to a menstrual period.

Facestruate me one more damn time missy!

by JaceKid October 4, 2025