shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"

Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!

by bebi_ar September 12, 2009

live facebooking

Frequently updating your status update with commentary about a live event. Akin to "live blogging".

I'm live facebooking the Olympics.

by dirty microphone February 12, 2010

facebookie

A person who is addicted to facebook, constantly checking to see if they have new notifications.

Guy 1: How was your date with Sydney?

Guy 2: It was good, she was constantly on her phone, checking for new updates on facebook.

Guy 1: Oh yea, thats what happens when you go on a date with a facebookie.

by thepinkstar1219 February 14, 2010

drunk-facebooking by proxy

The act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on Facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend's page or updating your status. Typically occurs after fights or break-ups.

Tom: What's up with Kristen's Facebook status? It says "Can't believe how things work out sometimes... Guess some people can never make up their minds."

Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.

Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?

Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy

by allegrad July 1, 2009

Facebookmancy

The practice of predicting the future (e.g relationships) by studying facebook profiles.

I was doing a bit of facebookmancing and I reckon John and Liz are gonna get together at Dave's party next week.

"Did you hear that John and Liz are together?"
"Wow! Craig facebookmanced that ages ago!"

Craig's got into facebookmancy recently, and it turns out he's scarily accurate

by Simon Canwell June 13, 2008

Facebooking

The act of putting off everything and talking to people on Faceboook
Talking to people on Facebook

Man, I couldn'tdo my report last night because I was Facebooking with Michelle

by T-Godd March 3, 2007

Facebookie

A person that will take bets for you over Facebook (either with Wall-to-Wall or with private messaging) in order to add convenience and remove face to face contact to lower the risk of getting robbed.

I didn't want to drive all the way down to the track or even grab my phone, so I used my Facebookie instead. It's illegal, but so much easier.

by marblewonder July 27, 2009