faceboast

Undaunted exhibitionism is the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

Facebbatical

a rest from logging on/using Facebook that could last for a week to a month. The user will stay facebbatical until something new and eventful thing happens in their life.

I am definitely going on a Facebbatical. Facebook is taking so much of my time.

by meiling2009 November 11, 2009

Facecasting

Blatantly fishing for sympathy/compliments/attention on Facebook.

Jane Doe is really really sad about something just happened.

John Doe just got picked to be a finalist!!

Judy Doe can hardly cope with everything right now.

Jack Doe thinks Jane needs to stop facecasting and just see a shrink already.

by Sleepy212 July 6, 2009

Faceboost

The result of stroking one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything nor would you crave a faceboost

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

emotional faceplant

when you suddenly go from very happy to very sad, whether it be from something that happened (breakup, striking out, cockblocked) or coming back from a manic episode.

(Guy A) Dude, I was really doing well until I said something wrong. Now she won't talk to me.

(Guy B) Wow, emotional faceplant.

by impslayer July 25, 2010

Facebaiting

Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.

Did you see that come across your News Feed?

Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.

by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009

Faceplant Dance

A SEVERE beatdown, usually involving a trip to the dentist afterwards...

"That bitch fucked with me so much I decided to teach her the faceplant dance"

by Shiva196 February 27, 2012