Fazebanking

When someone accuses you of fake assault with no evidence or video proving that actually happened.

She is fazebanking me for attention.

by Beastiesean September 3, 2017

Shit-Facebooking

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.

"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.

by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010

Facebonking

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.

"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."

by Lyd8 May 27, 2011

Facebunking

The art of looking like you are busy at work when in fact you are using a social network website.

'I had loads of work to do this afternoon but I couldn't be bothered so I just spent it Facebunking.'

by EL TEL May 8, 2012

instant facebooking (IF)

When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.

I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.

by rebel wordsmith November 15, 2009

Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.

Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.

by Poptart. March 4, 2014

fatbacking

When a man gets off by rubbing his penis between a woman's back fat.

I went home with Samantha last night -- I didn't have a condom but the fatbacking was great.

by htc4eva February 12, 2010