fandalkoumpf

un-rightfully and maliciously tearing other peoples (sometimes ) hard earned money away from them.

"I've put in 50hrs this week on the production line, but I'm still getting paid less than minimum wage. Elon Musk is such a fandalkoumpf."

"YouTube keeps de-monetizing videos that people put plenty of hard work into. What a fandalkoumpf."

by RedditPizzaGuy February 6, 2019

Fonda Fair

The place in Fonda, Ny where incest-born rednecks gather around and watch ripoff NASCAR tournaments and pig slaughtering. The rides barely function, the ride operators are nothing but drug addicts, and you have it pay $5 to use the restroom. Oh and the food will give you explosive diarrhea for days.

c’MoN y’ALL lEtS gO tO tHe Fonda Fair. hEr heR dErRRrrrrRrrrrRrrrrr

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

funday

a day of the working week where you choose to not work,kick back and relax. funday can replace any day of the week you want.

'tomorrows defo gonna be a funday

by trolotron May 13, 2014

gaygreenback-fundalmentalist

someone who is a zealot for money but happens to be gay;money dictates their worldview

that gay billionaire is a
"gaygreenback-fundalmentalist"

by reverend.triggafinga October 13, 2008

fundage

Money, usually in an adquate abundance to support a certain cause.

I have enough fundage on my person to pay for the cakes and ale.

by theformerowenmeany November 24, 2009

Trippin' Fandango

When all around you is illusory, senses meshing together forming a maniacally fantastic maelstrom of uniformed chaos & paranormal profundity, all of which is brought on by the ingestion of powerful hallucinogenics, such as lysergic acid dyethylemide (LSD).

Someone who is "trippin' fandango" thinks he's Jimmy Dean Sausage & is abducted by aliens & servants of Satan. He/she also is convinced mathematical improbabilities (eg 5x9=95) are now concrete realities. Said person will also rant & rave nonsensically about "fuckin' seein' some shit" when they were very young. You can spot someone like this by their fake bubba teeth, Winn Dixie vest, Z28 Camaro mesh hat & fake sideburns.

by Flakage September 19, 2009

Fundamentalist

A person who takes their religion so literally and to such extremes that they contradict the very basis of their faith. They typically believe in a literal, verbatim interpretation of their scripture. They also have ridiculous, childish defenses to intelligent criticism of their beliefs that border on insanity. The level of hypocrisy and stupidity most of these people exhibit is truly profound.

Prime examples of fundamentalists are the geniuses who call themselves Christians and march around with signs that say "GOD HATES FAGS," seriously suggest that the earth is 6,000 years old when an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence proves otherwise, or tell women that they are filthy when they are menstruating (because it's in the Bible, you know).

Fundamentalists in general give religion a bad name. By definiition, it is impossible for any religion or belief structure that is centered on love, compassion, understanding, and forgiveness (most of the major religions are) to be anything but great. However, when people watch the news and see these dumbasses parading around with their "THANK GOD FOR AIDS - FAGS GO TO HELL" signs and calling themselves Christians, it tends to leave a bad taste in the mouth.

See also asshat.

Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on the wrath of God, which he claims was incited by gays, lesbians, and pornography. He's a fundamentalist.

by Matrexius March 3, 2005