fuctuplets

Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die.
Also known as "freaklitters"

"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"

by ratscabies February 2, 2009

fuctor

A factor that fucks something up, or a negative factor.

Baking bread has a lot of fuctors: the measurements, the water temperature, the kneading process...
Not sure why the baby didn't sleep last night; too many fuctors.

by justlogical April 9, 2019

fuctoplasm

It is a synonym for semen and/or man juice.

"Fuctoplasm is a necessary ingredient in the creation of babies."

by T-Bag Jackson January 27, 2008

fuctard

a retarded fuck.

"shut up fuctard"

by tendo April 19, 2003

fuctitious

adj. Of or relating to imagined sexual activity. Typically used to describe the deceitful stories of people who aren't getting enough, but want to give the impression they are.

I kept asking him for relationship advice, until I realised what I'd been told was largely fuctitious.

by Curis September 26, 2005

fuctard

Someone who is fucking retarded.

George Bush is a fuctard.

by David McRandom February 8, 2005

Fuctuate

Fuctuate is a word that was created by a Deaf family that uses Cued Speech and American Sign Language. The word is used to describe a sign that they created to express feelings of road rage and indicates a feeling of revolving or wavering between the feelings of anger and peace. The visual form of the word is a revolving or rotating peace sign (two fingers held up on one hand in a "V") and can also begin with the use of only the middle finger, which in the United States is commonly known to mean "fuck you".

Cole is a peaceful soul, but even he can fuctuate when someone really pisses him off.

by coloradocues1m3s May 4, 2022