Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president

A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts.

He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.

Our beautiful fucking president.

All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 1, 2019

fuck trumpet

what you refer to your ass as if you fart during sex

I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.

by Doug the Spider May 16, 2010

fuck trumpet

A whiny little bitch.

Donald Trump is a toupeed fuck trumpet.

by Blasphemos July 2, 2016

Fuck Trumpet

A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.

"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"

by XenonSmash June 7, 2016

Fuck Trumpet

1. Mouth.
2. Someone who likes to talk shit and is know for sucking dick.

“I will jam my dick in to your Fuck Trumpet if I catch you talk shit”.

“👌👈🎺”

by West Coast Woodstock September 15, 2019

Fuck Trumpet

A man's penis (instrument to be blown).

When I opened the door I walked in on my wife, shall we say, playing another man's fuck trumpet.

by Molbänhän December 9, 2012

fuck trumpet

A thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (Mentally, cos physically they would. Wouldn't they? I did!

My last shag was a bit of a fuck trumpet so I had to dump her as soon as she opened her mouth. (What a shame.)

by jadio August 14, 2003