freeloader

a person who goes to a party only for the food or to steal your girls from you.

"damn, billy, look at Jaime he's takin all that chicken, that stupid freeloadin' pig"

by Sniper December 10, 2003

freeloader

The female in an orgy who takes a load to the chest even though another participant (male or female) did all the work to make said load bust.

OMG, Katrina is SUCH a freeloader. She's always stealing the hose-downs that I blow so hard to set up!

by bootlicious69 November 22, 2009

freeloader

a guy who shoots free loads on his girlfriend's boobs.

Sue went out with that freeloader, Jim last night. What a cunt.

by John April 21, 2006

freeloader

JESSIE BLAYLOCK

freeloader: a dumb insignificant person or someone who is always attached to someone who doesn't really like them...

by LarsenRIchest October 18, 2008

Freeloader

What people do to abuse samples of frozen yogurt. They just come in and take free samples and not buy any yogurt.

Frozen yogurt samples are for CUSTOMERS ONLY. No Freeloaders!

by partyrockstar222 June 28, 2012

Freeloader

Someone who goes from lover to lover without a break

Dude 1: Did you hear John has a new girfriend?

Dude 2: What? He just had a girlfriend 2 weeks ago! He's such a freeloader!

by fostersikes January 14, 2018

freeloader

A sexually-ravenous chick who possesses such an insatiable craving for man-milk that she is never content even if she already has a well-hung and virile male companion; she therefore compulsively scuttles around the neighborhood whenever he's away and begs all the other hot hunks to let her suck them off and swallow their entire warm thick creamy "loads" that had gradually been "accumulating" inside their guy-junk during the day, and that they'd been saving up for their own significant others when they got home; the hapless studs are therefore completely "drained" afterwards, and thus can only manage a minuscule watery dribble sometime later when their own partners return and want a little "action" for themselves.

Health practitioner: I'm always suspicious about some of these otherwise-healthy-looking young dudes' claims that they have erectile dysfunction or low sperm-count due to medical/environmental reasons... I always ask around town to see if there are any freeloaders in the area before I make a final determination.

by QuacksO August 1, 2018