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A country that is hated by the US and apparently, Britain. Fought in WW2 and was subsequently defeated by the Nazis. Liberated by Allied forces in 1944, and are known to be less hygenic than Americans. Good cheese and wine, but they smoke too much. Oh and 9/11? Biggest tragedy ever? Like hell. Look at the Holocaust (6 million), American incursions against Native Americans (12 million) but I'm not going to include American attacks on Japan during WW2 because that was wartime and in my opinion, perfectly justified.
Sorry if this became a rant against some redneck idiot.
France by Militant Liberal April 28, 2005
A country that used to be good friends with america, they gave us troops in the revolution and the Statue of Liberty, we saved France and many of the Jews in france from the Germans in 1944, with the help of British, canadian, australian foces, not to mention French resistance forces

But now we hate eachother, don't know why....whatever happened to "friends help friends out" and when the other friend says no to something we start a propganda campaign, in return the other friends people have anti-american rallies.
France by Brian Johnson August 30, 2003
I've lived in France since 2001. It is true that 10% of the population of France is Islamic, and there are women in headscarves and strange drab overcoats in the hottest weather. But like 90% of Muslims worldwide would prefer, these are people who are here for "liberté, égalité, fraternité". France also has the largest Jewish population of a European country.

France enthusiastically supports UN efforts to keep the peace, notably in Africa, where the Congolese wars have cost 4 million lives since 1998. France has always been the great country of diplomacy and supports just, negotiated and multilateral solutions rather than "shoot first" solutions which regretably seem to have become accepted in my home country, England.

Cheeses are just as smelly in Germany and Switzerland, by the way. French cider is also great, but I'm sorry to say not the beer. And, American obesity would not be what it is without French Fries!

If anyone comes to live here, you will encounter the great character of modern France, the "labyrinthe administrative".
Vive la France! Liberté, égalité, fraternité!
france by Malcolm Rose August 25, 2005
Prostitution is legal there, which makes them OK in my book
France by Da Whitey November 11, 2003
A good place to go if you're an internationally wanted fugitive, because they don't extradite.
Person 1: I think I need to leave the country.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Well I'm wanted by INTERPOL for secretly defrauding most of the countries in the G27.
Person 1: Did you defraud France?
Person 2: I don't think so.

Person 1: Bon Voyage. Send me le vin.
France by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
A country that many people are harsh about, but they are just jealous because french people are proud of the country they live in. There is that typical stereotype of smoking like chimneys and onions round their necks, but you are all wrong - we're all human.

There are four different parts to France, North, South, East and West, all different and special from one another.
North: Quite a boring area, but a good place to do some decnet shopping. Not the nicest of towns, but best of all, the capital - Paris. It's beautiful, you just have to look in the right areas.
East: Again another boring part, just plain land for farming, France will never run out of food.
West: Near Spain, lovely place to be with the Pyranees and the sea nearby. Second best area in France.
South: The best part with incredible weather, to moutains ans famous beaches. It so hard to describe because it so wonderful there - go there!
oh my god this place is amazing, we must be in France!
France by frenchieyeaaaaaaaah July 10, 2009
Fight in a war? What a silly idea, I'll just pull a France
France by Lovethecreeper March 14, 2018