family link

The most stupid app in the world
it stresses kids and teens out. My friends daughter killed herself bc of this app after that im not putting this app for my kids.

-Hey how are your kids
-mines crying all night abt family link all night what about yours?
-she commited suicide bc she hated this app

by Mile maty September 19, 2020

family wreath

People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.

Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.

by vegasrew April 13, 2007

Spy x Family

A spy, an assassin and a telepath come together to pose as a family, each for their own reasons, while hiding their true identities from each other.

Spy x Family is an anime movie created by Kazuhiro Furuhashi. and also animated by Wit Studios.
there's also an official manga of it.

Spy x Family is a cool anime movie and the manga was also so cool!

by holydrugs May 30, 2022

Family Jewels

Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!

Bully: Eat dirt!

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023

Family Fux

When family member's are attracted to each other & fuck each other for pleasure!

After Chad's divorce he married Kiersten's mom so they could have a 3 way Family Fux!

Chad likes his cousin Jim's big cock and they occasionally get together for a Family Fux!

by SlopNChop December 25, 2016

Blended Family

Anyone after their latest marriage that looks at their children and realizes they have half-siblings, a biological sibling, and step siblings, is a blended family.

Victoria had such a hard time with her family photo at show and tell day. She could not get the other children to understand who was who in her blended family.

by Miss Lizzy Blizz September 3, 2009

forced family fun

The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.

We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...

by YAWA July 2, 2017