FPS is an acronym for "fat pussy syndrome". When someone claims they have FPS they mean that they are a very attractive person with a high sex appeal.
by imthatbitchluv April 16, 2020

a film statistic for "fucks per second," referring to the number of times fuck is said in a movie per second. Currently, no movie holds a score of over 1.
by Jesus Bjornugson January 13, 2010

FPS stands for feet per second. generally used to define power and performance in airsoft, bb, and paintball guns. occasionally also used to refer to the speed of a bullet or other projectile.
damn Chris's M-16 AEG shoots at 410 fps but my little shit n00b airsoft spring pistol only shoots at 230 fps. he WASTED me in our last airsoft war.
by Kane May 29, 2004

FPS is an abbreviated term for Fractured Penis Syndrome.
FPS does not mean that one's penis is injured. It means that one is born with a dysfunctional penis.
FPS does not mean that one's penis is injured. It means that one is born with a dysfunctional penis.
by ejrtrodzuvpplor September 5, 2016

by yourmomishot.com January 31, 2022

John:"Can you fp me Morde?"
Kevin:"Yeah sure, do you have Varus?"
Or
John:"You got fp, who are you taking?"
Kevin:"I'll take Dylan"
Kevin:"Yeah sure, do you have Varus?"
Or
John:"You got fp, who are you taking?"
Kevin:"I'll take Dylan"
by Tonks McBingus June 3, 2020
