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email forwards

Email forwards tend to be generated by nincompoops. They seem to believe that email domains/businesses/ghosts can track your emails and see how many people you send them to.

Often people believe ill babies will get money from AOL. Or perhaps that sending it to 30 people will grant a wish of your choice, improve your luck and or sex life.

The worst part of this phenomenon is that many people believe it. Please don't join them.
"I didn't send this on, now I'm dead"
by sylvie May 29, 2004
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3 forward

Most often pronounced 3 ferd

A male that undergoes breast augmentation and hormone therapy however maintains his genitalia and presents himself as a member of the opposite sex to unsuspecting victims. 3 forward refers to the two breasts and the penis, with all three appendages being forward the rest of the body.
As your wing man, I’ve got to stop you right now. I’d bet a grand that chick you’re talking to has got 3 forward.

Did you hear Kenny took home a 3 ferd last night? He says he was too drunk to know what he was doing...
by 3forward April 11, 2008
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forward fart

farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.
"Ah, man...I just let out a forward fart...gross!"
by Catherine M. December 19, 2006
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forwardiot

An idiot who keeps forwarding shit to you
If that damn forwardiot sends me ONE more link to hotplumbersandtheircracks.com, I'll kill him.
by A Cann May 25, 2007
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unfortunate forward hairline

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.
Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.
by sticky tech January 8, 2012
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Fast Forward Time

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.
Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!
by Cptn Obvious April 16, 2009
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Fast-Forward Movie

A b-movie rented for the sole purpose of fast-forwarding through to, to get to the good parts. (i.e. The scenes with tits).
Hey, I just rented a fast-forward movie. I think it's called "Dark Harvest 3." According to the MPAA rating on the back, this movie has "gratuitous nudity."
by NUTCRUNCHER April 8, 2010
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