Fistler

A fistler is a type of person who enjoys thinking about the fisting of Nazis but primarily Hitler.

If only i could be Hitler's fistler.

by Babykikeh December 4, 2018

FMTL

FMTL is the abbreviation for Fuck My Time Line. Just as you might use FML to end a story about how annoying your personal life is, apply FMTL when discussing annoying stories about current events, politics, etc.

I really thought that our politics had gotten to maximum absurdity, and now Kanye is running for the White House. FMTL.

by pilcrow5 July 22, 2020

festly

Fun-havin, good company, generous, humorous, sociable.

Liam Does Stuff is one Festly mama!

by Punimlord May 19, 2021

fastlife

Fastlife is a group out of Northern California. They tend to think they make hits but there songs are actually busts and sound like teens bop if there was a fuckin teens bop.

Hey did you hear that new fastlife track ? It really sucked asshole

by California music discovery December 29, 2022

FMSBL

Fuck my stupid baka life

When life sucks so much because you’re an idiot

" AHH! I'M SUCH A LOSER! FMSBL!!! "

by 222times July 23, 2024

Fmtlp&cmagg

Fuck my tight little pussy & call me a good girl

If you can't FMTLP&CMAGG then I'm not interested.

by SirChris680 March 26, 2024

FMSCL

FMSCL is an acronym for Fuck My Stupid Chungus Life. It is used to express sorrow and annoyance when something unfortunate happens or is happening to the user. This is often seen in hyperbole, when the occurrence is consequential but not necessarily horrible. In sentence structure, it is normally put at the end of a sentence to emphasize the overall sentiment, typically followed by a considerable amount of elipses in text.

FMSCL may be seen shortened to FMCL, and is in fact derived simply from Fuck My Life. It can be traced back to it's etymological ancestor Big Chungus, a cornerstone cultural emblem of the late 2010s.

"I forgot to run the dishwasher last night, FMSCL ......."
"The screenshot's not loading, FMSCL............"

Sincere:
"My grandma died yesterday, FMSCL......"
"I just got shot in the head by a plumber, FMSCL ......"

by angerygoomba December 17, 2024