Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017

Flarp

dying fish

I am a flarping fish.

by gh98764 June 15, 2018

Flarp

a flarp is a wet fart.

“ew bro did you just flarp”

by stupidvelcro January 22, 2024

Flarp

Flarp is a type of slime that my friend in Arkansas is 100% convinced that flarp is just something me and my friend made to fuck with him.

Flarp

by Loser Xylophone December 27, 2023

Flarping

When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping

So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.

by Leonhearted August 15, 2017

flarp

the action of farting on someone's penis while they're penetrating you

*farts while being fucked*

"oh wow you just flarped on my cock"

by 0x616c697361 April 8, 2024

flarp/flarped

When something is fucked or strong in a bad way

bro 1:"yo i hit that shit and it was flarped as fuck"

bro 2:"yea i told you that shit was flarp"
flarp/flarped

by Uhygftrd October 24, 2023