freight trained

feeling like an emotional wreckage after some iccident and now all you can do is lie around feeling like crap

my girlfriend just dumped me, i'm totally freight trained

by lukethebigfatleonard May 9, 2007

move some freight

To take a dump, to drop anchor, to throw a turd, to drop the kids off at the pool, to hit the head.

"Dude, I gotta move some freight"

"Dude, the warehouse is backing up. I gotta move some freight, now."

by Fat City September 29, 2006

Amazon Firefighter

The act of having intercourse, and just before male ejaculation, the male lights the pubic hair of the female of fire, and puts out the fire with his ejaculation.

Last night, me nad my girl pulled an Amazon Firefighter

by YourMomsFriend May 18, 2006

ohio freight train

After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute pain to the woman and extreme amusement to the man.

That bitch was givin' me such a bad blowjob I gave her an ohio freight train, nogga!

by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006

freight monkey

One who performs manual labor in material handling, dockworkers, loaders, pickers and packers stockers, shippers and receivers.

He's just a freight monkey.

Get some freight monkeys over here to unload this truck

by slipsheet October 31, 2004

Fivenightsatfrickboys

The most funniest, loving, and adorable person I’ve ever met. Their amazing. I cant live without them.

Fivenightsatfrickboys- how are you love?
Me-💗💗🦋🦋

by C3splayer March 16, 2021

Jamaican Freight Train

When you are fucking a girl in her poop shoot and she is smoking a fat blunt at the same time. When you bust your man gravy in her ass she blows the smoke out of her mouth.

Bro, did you give her the Jamaican Freight Train?

by Yeet Squad August 26, 2016