Festive fanny

Your fanny stinks of turkey and needs a good stuffing

Shes got a very festive fanny its stinks of turkey but defo needs a good stuffing

by Chop81 April 3, 2021

Festunet

(Noun) Abbreviating a text by joining the opening portion (letter, syllable, word, phrase, sentence) with the ending portion to produce a mantra which invokes the entirety of the text, with the portions joined by ellipses.

(Verb) “festuneting”: making a festunet
Example: Septuagint Featunet — εν ..... αμήν

Antonym: festoon

The Ministry of DEW creates festunet mantras from Sacred Scriptures.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

Festie Bestie

That friend that you can always count on to go to a show or festival with you

Emilee: Should we get tickets for that music festival next weekend?
Amber: Of course, I'm your Festie Bestie.

by BZ_BB_843 February 18, 2022

Festive

Probably Zoe Sugg's (Zoella) most-used word, along with autumnal.
Also relates to Christmas.

I'm feeling very festive today, even though it's March.

by zoe sugg (jokes) October 1, 2017

festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.

I had 7 beers, I'm festive

by Dave March 7, 2004

mildly festive

1. To be noticably gay/ homsexual
2. A metro, male with a strangly good sence of fasion etc.

Jarred realized the men hitting on him were due to his mildly festive pink slacks and I love BOYZ tee-shirt.

by MastaP January 24, 2006

Festing

The act of participating in one of the following: Troutfest, Manfest, Prittsfest, or Toonfest. Festing consists of doing one or all of the following: jumping fires, playing air guitar with a pump shotgun, ripping nuts until your vehicle over heats, ripping nuts in random fields/yards, massive consumption of alcohol, crashing jeeps into telephone poles, eating raw or partially cooked meat, head banging to metallica, tool...etc, making fun of the deigo...................

"Too much festing will lead to suspension"
"Those damn festers took my Italian license plate!"
"we're done!...fested to hard...it's over Johnny!"
"Slackjaw was the honorary festee"

by plowdriver101 August 15, 2012