futility

the act of being fultile.

An example of futility is the act of AJ Kinda making a free-throw.

by eracman20 June 20, 2007

Fertilizer

Cow shit used to make flowers grow.

Ew.What's that smell?Do they use fertilizer on that flower shop?

by BlackPohatu December 11, 2016

Invitro Fertilization

A) A process sought after by single ugly lesbians (see dykes)100% of the time the offspring produced is covered of genetic defects and total lack of a soul.
B) The need for Invitro Fertilization is god's punishment for those with alternative lifestyles, Invitro fertilization is yet another crime against humanity and should not be applied by annyone

Dave is an invitro fertilization.

by T_O_P_H_E_R October 27, 2006

fertilization

When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.

"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"

by skamocker086 April 17, 2004

fetality

A partial-birth abortion. Basically, the doctor pulls out the baby and crushes its skull. It's possibly the most awesome thing in the universe.

Pregnant Woman: FINISH HIM!
*Doctor pulls out baby and crushes skull*
Shang Tsung: FETALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

by N. Dover May 4, 2007

in vit-bro fertilization

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.

Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.

by TwoFacedJG135 February 11, 2012

fertilicious

Describing an attractive woman that likes sex, doesn't use protection, and gets pregnant a lot. She probably has several baby daddies. She never goes home alone.

That chic over there looks pretty fertilicious!

by D Designs LR January 16, 2010