ferret

The hair on your butthole when there is not quite hair all around your checks... this is called the ferrett, becuase it looks similar to a ferrett.

Friend A: I have no hair on my butt checks but i do have hair on my butthole.
Friend B: Oh man you have the ferret, sweet!!!

by Ferrett masta July 29, 2008

Ferret

A sexual act involving a woman pulling on a man's penis.

Nicky did a ferret with Bill.

by DaMAN September 26, 2006

ferret

Reffering to a man's penis, by a man, mostly when seeing an attractive woman and suggesting she needs to perform sexual intercourse, preferably with the man in question.

Dude1:Awww, dude, check her out, She needs a ferret!
Dude2:Fuck yeah, she needs a ferret big time!

by Stevo_OZ June 11, 2006

ferret

Reffering to a man's penis, by a man, mostly when seeing an attractive woman and suggesting she needs to perform sexual intercourse, preferably with the man in question.

Dude1:Awww, dude, check her out, She needs a ferret!
Dude2:Fuck yeah, she needs a ferret big time!

by Stevo_OZ June 11, 2006

Ferret

A weasellike, usually albino mammal
or
a small dizzy smiley blonde from somerset...often to be found with a hayner

yeah i pulled a ferret on friday night and my mate got a hayner

by tclub August 20, 2003

Ferret

A strange and dangerous male who may pose a threat to small children, particularly due to his diminuative stature. So named after the original "Ferret", 3 times paedophile "Mr.S.Meechan", codename Stuart.

stay clear of the ferret! ferret ferret ferret

by raphael de ridder January 5, 2008

Ferret

A mowhawk that looks like a ferret.

Kristinia- DID YOU SEE RYAN'S NEW HAIR CUT? IT'S A FERRET!

Doug- Really? I just thought he put a ferret on his head and walked to school today.

by Ferretqueer April 26, 2010