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fermp

also known as a queef. vaginal fart.

Originated from the great STD carrier himself, Sahil "Dewey" Mehra.
by Anony1212121 March 20, 2008
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ferme

open mouthed
dayum - that girls got ferme
by DJ_JEVIS May 19, 2011
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fermoosh

Imperative command. "shut your mouth!"

Derived from the French language. "Ferme ta bouche!"

Improved upon by an English scholar in June 2005. "Fermoosh" can be used in exasperation and desperation, executed rapidly and decisively in contrast to its cumbersome French counterpart.
Edward is blabbering on like an idiot.

Michelle is exasperated. She decides to make a rapid, decisive imperative command;

"Fermoosh!" she says.

Edward is immediately silenced and peace is restored.
by Michelle Jepson July 21, 2005
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ferment

The act of staying in your room for days at a time, not showering, and avoiding social interaction to the point of becoming a greasy, unhealthy slob. Usually accompanied by heavy use of the internet and/or video games. A fermenter's natural habitat is typically found in the dark corners of sites like 4chan, reddit, and twitch.

Once you start to ferment, it can be hard to get out, usually requiring some sort of wake-up call from the outside world. Some fermenters never get this wake-up call or ignore it, resulting in a lifetime spent mostly in their rooms.

Fermentation can lead to later complications such as depression, anxiety, anti-sociality, obesity, diabetes, and more.
Friend 1: Hey man, were gonna see a movie tonight, wanna come?
Friend 2: Nah dude, I gotta rank up on League of Legends, I'm gonna pass this time.
Friend 1: Bro you've been playing that game for three days straight, you're fermenting dude!
Friend 2: Shit man, you're right. Imma take a shower and join y'all
by edges64 June 20, 2019
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Fermentation

The process in which a woman who regularly partakes in heavy alcohol and drug consumption inserts a tampon into her feminine area and leaves it there for an extended period of time (usually at least three weeks). After enough time has elapsed, another person removes the tampon with his or her teeth and sucks all the accumulated toxin filled fluid from it in order to experience an altered state of mind and body which is said to have no rival.
It's a brand new sensation, and it's sweepin' the nation: fermentation.
by Taranitup November 24, 2011
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fermenturbation

The odorous consequence of one prolonging a vigorous masturbatory session past a sensible time limit.
"If I don't finish soon fermenturbation will set in."

"Dave has been jerking it so long he's starting to fermenturbate."
by Ketrinon April 7, 2013
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Fermiscent

The trees looked fermiscent will all the soft snow.
by Felisha Liano January 12, 2015
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