Fapoon

Fapoon is a general word, much like blarg, to be used in place of interjections and other words. It is a combination of the words "Fap" and "Spoon", though it has nothing to do with either word.

Also spelled "Fupoon", "Fahpoon", or, rarest, "F'poon".

Tim; Josh, I just ate the best Macaroni and Cheese with my spork!

Josh; Was it Kraft?

Tim; No, it was Velveeta.

Josh; Oh. Fapoon.

by Hoshwa April 8, 2011

fadoodlie

a cute girl named "michelle"
often a name used to describe cute, yet horrendous wives

Smith: "wow, is she watching Myungsoo dance again?"
Kai: "yeah, my fadoodlie"

by myungcutie November 16, 2013

Fadoodlewhack

a green dinosaur with a long pointed nose

wow, I just saw a fadoodlewhack!!

by faddy12224 March 1, 2017

Fapooing

The process of fapping and pooing at the same time. The enjoyment comes from the anal stimulation provided alongside the self stimulation of the fap. Seasoned fapooers will learn to extend the process with a gentle pushing out and sucking in of the poo to mimic anal penetration.

Rodney Galereux: Nebu, you were in the toilet for like 45 minutes, what the hell were you doing in there? I'm going to be late for work and also it smells weird.

Nebu: What I was doing was pooing, well, not just pooing, fapooing.

Rodney Galereux: You sicken me

by cassiusgay June 2, 2018

fadooda

Crap, Crappy, Horrible, BS

The locker room smells like fadooda. I don't feel well. I feel like fadooda. The tv broke on Superbowl Sunday, that's fadooda!

by lilsoshe October 23, 2019

Fadoodle

To doodle from far away.

"I fadoodled that tree." as opposed to "I doodled that tree from afar."

by Philip "The Pimp" L October 6, 2008

fazoodle

taking a fuzzy worm like catipillar and slidding it into ones nostril

o ya slide that fazoodle in to the one right there baby!!

by mrs gee way February 24, 2011