by BoshTalk November 11, 2006
Get the footpad mug.Not a word. Period. No more words to be said. Do I need to explain myself? Answer: No. So, whoever thinks it's a word needs to touch some grass or see some sunlight.
Fatphobia is not a word and here it is used in the conversation involving an idiot: Chad: "Hey, if you can't find the right sized bath towel its ok just stitch two together or something." Sheryl: "Uhm...WHAT!? You want me to take 5 minutes of my life to do that!? That is very fatphobic and I am reporting this brand and you to the police and am thinking about Sueing both of you! Now go fuck yourself!" Chad: "Woah, chill Karen it's okay, just get a life and it'll all be better".
by CultureOfMan January 16, 2022
Get the Fatphobia mug.One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it.
"Lord, You said that once I decided to follow You, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed You most You would leave me."
The Lord replied, "My son, My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it.
"Lord, You said that once I decided to follow You, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed You most You would leave me."
The Lord replied, "My son, My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
by braze February 28, 2010
Get the Footprints mug.Al Gore may drive a hybrid and rant about global warming, but when you factor in the cooking grease burned to cook his food, his carbon footprint is pretty huge. The amount of weight that guy's packed on would put Sally Struthers to shame.
by Nicholas D June 16, 2008
Get the carbon footprint mug.Fatpal is a word that was created to express the whole 9 yards of a femal body. It covers all areas needed to have a woman who is to be considered a fine piece of ass.....F= Face .....A= Ass .....T= Tits ....P= Pussy .....A= Abs .....L= Legs
~Holy shit jim.....would you check out the Fatpal on that chick over there.....Daaaaamn~
~Damn dude, that girl over there has definatly got some good Atpal but the F is lacking immensly~
~Damn dude, that girl over there has definatly got some good Atpal but the F is lacking immensly~
by Matt Lisherness June 11, 2006
Get the Fatpal mug.In order for this title to apply two pre-existing conditions must exist:
A: The individual in question must weigh no less than 300lbs and have trouble doing daily activities (breathing walking etc.)
B: The individual must consistently eat tiny meals and condescendingly provide nutrition tips to others.
This deadly combination result in table banter that will include some or all of the following:
“You shouldn’t eat that”, “That’s not good for you” “I wouldn’t do that”
“That’s why I eat….”, “This is too much” (referring to 2 cucumber slices with salt and pepper)
“I make healthy choices” (and eat them) “These are good for you”
Behind the scenes and on weekends, these individuals usually eat entire immigrant (not accounted for) families and attempt to roll in the grisly greasy leftovers. Their bodies’ heavy with foreign flesh, they pass into a food coma that results in additional fat accumulation. Once this state of exteme gluttony has passed they roll into a swimming pool for easy cleaning ready to criticize others again.
A: The individual in question must weigh no less than 300lbs and have trouble doing daily activities (breathing walking etc.)
B: The individual must consistently eat tiny meals and condescendingly provide nutrition tips to others.
This deadly combination result in table banter that will include some or all of the following:
“You shouldn’t eat that”, “That’s not good for you” “I wouldn’t do that”
“That’s why I eat….”, “This is too much” (referring to 2 cucumber slices with salt and pepper)
“I make healthy choices” (and eat them) “These are good for you”
Behind the scenes and on weekends, these individuals usually eat entire immigrant (not accounted for) families and attempt to roll in the grisly greasy leftovers. Their bodies’ heavy with foreign flesh, they pass into a food coma that results in additional fat accumulation. Once this state of exteme gluttony has passed they roll into a swimming pool for easy cleaning ready to criticize others again.
by scrumhalf86 February 5, 2010
Get the Fatpocritic mug.This term refers to the increasingly large (pun intended) amount of shows featuring overweight people. The word refers to the fact that these shows use and play on their contestants' struggles with weight to gain a large TV audience. While it started with "The Biggest Loser," it has degenerated to shows like "Money Hungry." Other popular shows in this genre also include "Dance Your Ass Off" and "Ruby."
Did you see Michael on "Dance Your Ass Off" last night? It was total fatploitation, you should have seen him conquer the dance floor despite his enormous belly.
by Anoymous1993 August 14, 2010
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