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Fartacus

pron. A person who flatulates in a crowded, public place in the hopes of passing the blame onto the masses.
Steve pulled a Fartacus during the movie and, although the crowd whole crowd smelled it, no one knew who dealt it.
by jjbizzippo August 24, 2010
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Black Fart Matter

A political movement with the intent to spread the word that black farts matter.
I'm at a Black Fart Matter protest hope I don't get shot.
by Cheddar Goldfish123 February 14, 2021
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tuba fart

The expelling of gas resulting in a low tone like that made by a tuba. Akin to a bugle fart but a much lower tone is produced when really pushing hard in order to hammer that sucker out.
My coworker just let out an enormous booming tuba fart that literally shook my desk.
by thejimparker November 28, 2016
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Chemical Warfare farts

Chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.
Captain Fisher wondered if WWI was still somehow, going on up the soldier's ass, due to the chemical warfare farts.
by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016
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Fartridge

The name given to a ventriloquist-like nocturnal expulsion of rectal gass (sleep farting) which flutters from between the gluteus maximus, mimicking the sound of a small bird taking off somewhere in the room, causing ones bed partner to jump out of bed and start searching the room for the trapped song bird.
Have your fartridges gone to roost for the night dear, or will they be fluttering around the room tonight?
by surfer91919 January 28, 2021
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Ball Fart

Ball Fart, a type of death that kills over 1 american(s) a year. Ball Fart is when someone farts on your balls and you die.
Guy 1: I Farted on your dads balls
Guy 2: My dad is dead...
Guy 1: Yeah he died of Ball Fart
by Corey Taylors Great Aunt March 23, 2020
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Fartricide

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.
"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"
by MattKV July 1, 2008
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