expresso

what is thought by the speaker to be espresso. A common mispronounciation by those hoping to appear sophisticated.

I'll have two shots of expresso to help rid me of my ineptitude.

by Chach September 8, 2003

panda express

A restuarant serving food to average, American caucasian families who think they are "adventorous" by eating "authentic" Chinese food.

Chinese guy: I can't go to your house because I am having dinner in a Chinese restuarant.
White kid: ZOMG!! I LOOOOOOOOVE CHINESE FOOD. I LIKE EAT PANDA EXPRESS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!! ORANGE CHICKEN ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kanorfsky January 15, 2007

Pizza express

A euphemism for “having sex with girls a third of your age on your rich pedofile friends sex island” this is often used by the top 1% often famous men between the age of 50-70 whom have a direct relation with the queen.

Interviewer: where were you on this night?

Prince Andrew: I was at pizza express in Woking

by Thatlilnig November 18, 2019

Outlook Express

A popular euphemism for the most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. See Outhouse Express for the correct term.

When I installed SP2, Outlook Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.

by Downstrike October 3, 2004

shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

by Sean February 16, 2005

orient express

The number 7 subway train in New York City. Called this due to its large number of asian passengers.

Lets take the orient express!

by fck the only thing left is you! May 1, 2003

Bad Decision Express

Riding the Bad Decision Express, or B.D.E. as it is sometimes called, involves making any sort of inappropriate, lewd, or generally abysmal decision that results in a temporary to prolonged state of personal unhappiness followed by an increase in one's friends' amusement.

Nathan rode the Bad Decision Express last night all the way to Strugglesville- he got drunk, had sex with an ugly chick, and then threw up on himself while trying to sneak out. Utterly hilarious!

by Noah Plakun March 26, 2008