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My ovaries just exploded

An ovary's primary function is to produce the female reproductive cells, or ova. They also secrete the sex hormones estrogen and progesterone, which regulate menstruation and control the development of the sex organs. When an egg matures, it is released and passes into the fallopian tube towards the uterus. If the ovum is fertilized by the male reproductive cell or sperm, conception happens and pregnancy begins. An ovary is normally firm and smooth and is about the size of an almond.

The phrase "my ovaries just exploded" is a reference mostly said by women after seeing an adorable baby or small child. The idea behind it is very similar to the other closely related definitions (seeing/sensing someone attractive and thus producing more estrogen); however, this is specifically tied to a biological drive or need for bearing children. This is not to say someone using this phrase wants to have a child, or doesn't already, but it is an exclamatory statement proving how incredibly physiologically motivating seeing adorable children are on those desires.
Example 1:

Alex: Let me show you a picture of my 6 month old dressed up as a lady bug for Halloween...
Samantha: OMG that is so adorable...My ovaries just exploded.
Alex: WHAT?! Are you ok?
Samantha: HA! Nothing is wrong. Your daughter is just too cute!!

Example 2:

Kristine: Did you see those bulldog puppies licking the face of my niece.
Brittney: Seriously. My ovaries just exploded. Puppies and Babies. Ridiculous.
Kristine: I know. I can't decide which is cuter.
by dixie_belle November 3, 2013
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exploded

A word used to upset grammmmaerer Nazis ;).
Ha! I exploded you! get rekt mate!
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fuck the duck's head until it's exploded

干爆鸭头
Suppose you are in a Chinese restaurant.
"Which dish do you prefer?"
"fuck the duck's head until it's exploded."
by Mr. ssb July 17, 2020
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exploded hotdog

a gross, rotten, smelly gross vagina relating usually to a femal teenager. mostly looking like a blown up hotdog
guy1: hey did you fuck that gurl danielle?
guy2: yeaa dude shit was nasty?

guy1: why? how was her vagina?

guy2: looked like a exploded hotdog bro!
by dudeee69 November 23, 2009
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midnight exploder

such a good wet dream that you wake up and your still exploding
i was dreaming about your mom last night and i woke up all sweaty, man i think im a midnight exploder.
by more creative than sasquatch February 15, 2010
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internet exploder

Man or woman or weirdo who wanks/masturbates over almost anything online regularly and shoots his load whilst doing so.
Person 1: Hey, that old pervy fella at the library using the computer is a full on 'internet exploder'
Person 2: Him, ah yes he's always pretending hes studying, a real wanker.....an internet exploder!
Person 1: uh huh!
by 'Whisky Business' February 19, 2021
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Exploded like George's wallet

Finally had enough and "lost it";

Kept it all inside until one day just couldn't take it anymore and blew up
I had kept the hurt and anger penned up for so long, I just couldn't take it any more. I finally "exploded like George's wallet!"
by washedup January 23, 2011
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