Explanation

I'm pretty sure I deserve one of these. I also feel as though I'm owed one of these.

Iam "I still want an explanation."

Hym "You're not going to get one."

Iam "Well... I should..."

Hym "But you won't."

Iam "I mean... I still think I'm wrong about something here...."

Hym "What's there to think about? It either was what you thought it was or you were intentionally lead astray."

Iam "Yeah, but... *Sigh*.... They could have made this so much easier..."

Hym "I told you before and I'll tell you again. They liked being a hindrance. It was a game to them and they did it because they didn't respect you."

Iam "That's obvious..."

Hym "Look, it really doesn't matter. You left it entirely up to them. They chose that outcome. All of your problems there were communication based and could have been resolved by a 7 word sentence. It would have taken less than han 60 seconds. They didn't want to fix the problem. They liked that the problem bothered you so they allowed it problem to persist."

Iam "........"

Hym "They should have just left us alone"

by Hym Iam April 21, 2022

explonation

When you try to explain something, but you just confuse people further and it blows up in your face.

Ted Cruz offered a half-baked explonation for what he was doing in the gay nightclub.

by dgstan June 18, 2016

explateration

A combination of cogent explanation and egregious brain dump.

The field of quantitative research in economics is predicated upon the process of explateration.

by gmoman July 20, 2011

logical explanation

ideally seeking to find the simplest and most likely explanation. In a logical reasoning.

their is no logical explanation to what you said

by nelsha moha March 9, 2016

caucasion explanation

The result of having three caucasion adult males fucking each hole of a singular caucasion female specimen.

"Did you hear about that caucasion explanation that happened last night in my dorm? "

"Yeah that sounded hot as fuck!"

by BEPOPEBO October 14, 2021

1 a.m. explanation

When you go to someone's house and demand restitution for how they wronged you.

If somebody crosses you, you gonna go to them for a 1 a.m. explanation.

by kris10haley December 5, 2016

Explination

A form of explaining the deeper meaning of sarcasm.

Wow! You're so smart!

Explination: No. You're dumb as a bag of rocks but i want to entertain your stupidity for the sole purpose of my enjoyment.

by Literary Heathen November 24, 2018