We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
by PORGSSSS October 18, 2023
for example:
-hey, what's 2x2?
- you need to take 2 apples and then twice as many, so what you get in total is 4 (kuba explaining)
-hey, what's 2x2?
- you need to take 2 apples and then twice as many, so what you get in total is 4 (kuba explaining)
by Oz1k November 04, 2023
(Noun) The state in which one is dead and all the mourners comment on how heaven gained another angel, but the deceased is actually in Hell telling Hitler what Tentacle Hentai is.
(Verb)The act of reminding an old person when they complain about your generation that they had much more wrong with them that they don't remember due to Alziemers.
(Verb)The act of reminding an old person when they complain about your generation that they had much more wrong with them that they don't remember due to Alziemers.
Mom(Crying): Heaven has another angel.
'Me in Hell explaining Hentai to Hitler.'
"So this boomer was bitching about social media, so in response, I started explaining Hentai to Hitler."
'Me in Hell explaining Hentai to Hitler.'
"So this boomer was bitching about social media, so in response, I started explaining Hentai to Hitler."
by QueenObama2 December 02, 2021
Ronan is a very special person. He is kind, he is positive, he is supportive, he is loving and he is absolutely beautiful.
He is a person that is like a butterfly, other people can see his beautiful and amazing colors but he never really sees it the way others do. He never thinks he is beautiful even though he always is.
When Ronan trusts you, do not ruin this. Sometimes he has a hard time trusting people in a short term. But once he does, you are a very special person to him. He will most likely give you the second chance you don’t deserve when you mess it up but that’s the way he is.
If it comes to love, he is very careful. He loves to be loved. And even though he never really says it, he needs love and affection.
At the moment he actually says that he is in love with you or that he loves you. He really does. And at the moment you give him your heart, he will be so careful with it and he wouldn’t do anything to break it.
He is a person that is like a butterfly, other people can see his beautiful and amazing colors but he never really sees it the way others do. He never thinks he is beautiful even though he always is.
When Ronan trusts you, do not ruin this. Sometimes he has a hard time trusting people in a short term. But once he does, you are a very special person to him. He will most likely give you the second chance you don’t deserve when you mess it up but that’s the way he is.
If it comes to love, he is very careful. He loves to be loved. And even though he never really says it, he needs love and affection.
At the moment he actually says that he is in love with you or that he loves you. He really does. And at the moment you give him your heart, he will be so careful with it and he wouldn’t do anything to break it.
by i9l12y25 November 22, 2021
Ronan is a very special person. He is kind, he is positive, he is supportive, he is loving and he is absolutely beautiful.
He is a person that is like a butterfly, other people can see his beautiful and amazing colors but he never really sees it the way others do. He never thinks he is beautiful even though he always is.
When Ronan trusts you, do not ruin this. Sometimes he has a hard time trusting people in a short term. But once he does, you are a very special person to him. He will most likely give you the second chance you don’t deserve when you mess it up but that’s the way he is.
If it comes to love, he is very careful. He loves to be loved. And even though he never really says it, he needs love and affection.
At the moment he actually says that he is in love with you or that he loves you. He really does. And at the moment you give him your heart, he will be so careful with it and he wouldn’t do anything to break it.
He is a person that is like a butterfly, other people can see his beautiful and amazing colors but he never really sees it the way others do. He never thinks he is beautiful even though he always is.
When Ronan trusts you, do not ruin this. Sometimes he has a hard time trusting people in a short term. But once he does, you are a very special person to him. He will most likely give you the second chance you don’t deserve when you mess it up but that’s the way he is.
If it comes to love, he is very careful. He loves to be loved. And even though he never really says it, he needs love and affection.
At the moment he actually says that he is in love with you or that he loves you. He really does. And at the moment you give him your heart, he will be so careful with it and he wouldn’t do anything to break it.
by Hellohellohello7777 November 22, 2021
“I said we broke up because he cheated on me, but then he started explaining he only cheated because I was bad in bed.”
by Ozyman1982 May 29, 2021
Since the divorce, every time Gary returns the kids from a weekend visit, he can't sharing some new insight into how to program the washing machine to remove Joey's poo stains, or exactly how long lettuce will keep fresh in the fridge. Talk about explaining!
by legendarydj July 23, 2023