exile

banishment

exile from downtown

by reformedpug January 23, 2017

exit bag

A plastic bag, placed over the user's head and often used with an inert gas such as helium, thus ending all the user's problems.

May be home made or purchased pre-assembled. One should always find a luxurious, high-end exit bag and purchase it with a credit card.

Joe: "I'm pretty sick of life. I'm thinking about eating a bullet."

Betty: "Joe, I think you should consider using an exit bag. It's quick, painless, and a much better option if you want an open casket."

by PlaneGuy October 15, 2011

why does urban dictionary exist

The Question everyone asks once in awhile

Why does urban dictionary exist?

I don't know, I really don't know...

by @Insufficient June 10, 2016

Why do I exist?

It’s a genuine question and someone please answer it.

Seriously though, why do I exist?

by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020

Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road

Best highway exit ever. Found in Troy, MI, the exit off of I-75 to Big Beaver Road is Exit 69. Makes me wonder if they planned it that way.

The most fun thing to see in Michigan: Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road

by Proud Left Wing Extremist December 17, 2011

Exitiety

Exitiety is a play on the word anxiety. Best described as the stress you feel when going through the exit doors of a large department store - hoping that the teller has properly removed all security material from your purchase and therefore NOT setting off the alarm, causing a scene.

Dave: Dude, you got that movie at a great price... hey, why do you look ill?
Mike: Gee, I hope I don't set the door alarms off as we leave - I hate that!
Dave: You suffer from the worst case of exitiety I know!

by buckonz October 4, 2008

Exilelord

a cool guy who makes hard shit for Guitar Hero 3

"hey look exilelord just released soulless 5"

"cool"

by Surono419CH November 8, 2019