Excrement

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

exclamation point

the sprinkles on the ice cream sunday of punctuation. used to make something interesting, to express interest, to show emotion, excitement, anger, add emphasis, and make names really cool; the actual term may be used when someone makes an excellent point-possibly even causing you to make a realization

Me: Can you believe Charl!e did that?!!
Pat: No i can't! I'm so mad!!! someone has to tell him!
Me: exclamation point!

by WantFriesWithThat January 3, 2011

excremished

a 'spattering' or small fittle of excrement, usually on the face, would be known as a blemish, were it not excrement. Sometimes the product of a 'fartle'.

"When we went for that curry I don't think Mitch should've had the Vindaloo, there wasn't a dry face in the toilets after he'd finished, well actually I was making an overstatement, a couple of people had been excremished by the sheer explosive nature of his emissions."

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

extramural

Study at school or university level taken at home using books and notes that are sent to you from your distant teachers or lecturers.

I study extramurally.

by Teelo September 26, 2004

excrimeditation

1.Prolonged thought while on the toilet.
2.Attempting to open ones third eye and sphincter at the same time.

I was deep in excrimeditation, when the solution finally dawned on me.

Excrimeditation is how the Rev. Stang recieves new scriptures.

by DalethGimel January 3, 2009

exclamista

A person, usually but not always female, who uses the lowly and once-derided exclamation point indiscriminately, frequently in e-mails that begin "Hello!" or some such inanity.

He silently categorized the candidate as an Exclamista, having read her ingenious cover letter -- which, like many, began "Dear Sir!"; he would hire this hottie regardless, resigning himself to years of e-mails beginning "Thank you for the update!".

by Nightstalker April 4, 2009

exclamatate

to cry out with enthusiasm in an animated fashion

Everyone turned to look at Devin as she yelled out her college acceptance letter and broke out into an exclamatated happy dance.

by 912savannah May 12, 2013