everlasting bogstopper

A large mass of feces in a toilet bowl that resists numerous attempts at removal through flushing
My wife left an everlasting bogstopper in the bathroom this morning
by dfern January 10, 2009
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Tuck everlasting

My jaw breakers lasted longer while girlfriends still sucking while I watch a fantastic movie about living forever
Tuck everlasting movie reminds me of jaw breakers.

My great granddaughter is still sucking em balls
by Shermator August 09, 2023
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everlasting blowjob

When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.
Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.
by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022
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everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
by PedroOpposume June 01, 2021
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