Jimmy Essery

That kid that pretends to be autistic in your year but he just uses it to cover-up the fact that's he's actually a podophile and will message every kid 3 years younger than him that he can get his dirty hands in.

Dont go acting like Jimmy Essery

by CheeseyModder July 11, 2021

Noah Esser

A very good looking cool dude

Hey, that dude is a Noah Esser

by Snapple2DaPeach November 2, 2021

euber

the definition of oober is a person that's so smart their dumb

somebody that knows everything but knows nothing is considered to be an euber.

by courtney hawthorne September 9, 2007

The Esser

when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead

I gave the kid the esser

by Ultimate Clappage January 23, 2015

ExsertExponent

ExsertExponent is a "musician" that doesn't understand basic musical structures like time signature or pitch. Even with things as simple as themes, he still fails to grasp how music works yet calls himself a "musician".
ExsertExponent is very unwilling to receive help in the music front because he believes that he knows it all and makes amazing music. He believes that the only thing stopping him from getting a girl is his appearance and that he has an amazing personality, but his killer personality and creepy nature when it comes to females is really what scares people away.

ExsertExponent makes really strange music

by exsertexponentfan June 19, 2021

Elser

A girl who is COMPLETELY FAKE, her hair is fake and dead, her name is fake probably changed it when the movie frozen came out. She is UNORGANISED and irresponsible. Her EYEBROWS look horrible all the time, may possibly have a monobrow. She is PLASTIC and ANNOYING. ALWAYS LATE for EVERYTHING. Can't sing for shit, has a horrible looking dimple, tries too hard to be pretty but no amount of makeup can fix that she's UGLY AF. an IDENTITY STEALER. Although even through all that...... she's good at keeping snapchat streaks so its fine. :)

Ooo, Did you see that ELSER?

by HAILEZ26 September 8, 2016

euler-mascheroni constant

1) The amount of time it takes to vomit after eating six pounds of mac & cheese. 2) The duration of time: after eating six pounds of mac & cheese and before intense puking, in which your stomach goes bat-shit crazy.

Dude one: I dare you to eat 6 pounds of mac & cheese
Dude two: Ok
Dude one: Damn, you did it!
Dude two: Oh shit! I think that I'll be hurlin' noodles in a euler-mascheroni constant!

by shit-fat-lipid-lips2903756 May 24, 2011