london escorts

london's top class prostitutes who charge huge money just cuz they dont do business on streets

joe:i hooked up with this hot pros
nik:for how much?
joe:200 pounds
nik:shit thats expensive man.was it a london escort
joe:yea.though expensive,london escorts are smokin hot dude.

by karan kamat April 4, 2009

Ford Escort

A great first car for anyone (unless you are over 6'5" or +300lbs). It is small, light, and reliable (insanely reliable). Not to mention it will get over 20 MPG....running on only two cylinders (30+MPG when you have the spark plug wires on the correct cylinders). There aren't millions of buttons and controls to be distracted by while driving.

The engine in my Ford Escort was running really rough one day when idling. When I drove the 45 minutes home I found out that two vacuum lines had finally popped off after 11 years.

by Steevy_T October 18, 2011

lannan eacott

A big stupit idiot who has no friends and takes big shits mostly diarrea

lannan eacott is lazerbeam #fan roast

by BIG ROASTS ON YOUTUBERS August 25, 2017

Escortion

Regarding a layoff at your job; The act or process of being escorted out of the door without any notice.

"There were 20 escortions at work today." or "I was at my desk working and I got the tap on the shoulder and then escortion."

by Edward C. Microwagious IV July 23, 2009

ford 91 escort

(n.) one of the best vehicles known to mankind; great gas mileage, ideal for a 17 year old chick who works as a barista for only $6.75 an hour.

"ford 91 escort, missing hubcap, tinted windows, BRAND NEW WINDSHIELD"

by time4schleep October 17, 2008

foot escort

One who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around. In addition, escorts often perform fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

If in need of a good pole smoking, call for a foot escort.

by Chief Goulet May 2, 2006

escorts

Escorts = A community, agency or collective group of more than one escort. A group who may Escort another person and partake of Escorting activities

An example would be an escorts agency or a community of escorts in a forum or a news board or a collective term to describe all people who describe themselves as an escort or call girl.

by escorts January 14, 2007