spiritual erection

A woman who you excites spiritually; to be bowled over or turned on in a spiritual sense. To be ignited by enlightenment.

Dude, I went and saw marianne williamson, I swear she gave me a spiritual erection! Man I'm just saying, OPRAH, WELL SHE GIVES ME A SPIRITUAL ERECTION.

by Lenny Payne October 30, 2010

Exrection

When you view something so horrible and vile that the penis hides away inside the body for protection and to have a little cry.

"Hey, did you see that picture of a man shoving a metal pipe down his knobhole I linked you?"

"Yes I did. You cunt. It gave me an exrection."

by Pearo November 12, 2013

Homo-erection

When both partners of a gay couple have an erection at the same time

Are you having a Homo-erection?
No, i’m not gay

by the smartest one 69 December 13, 2019

election

The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.

"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"

by Grinning Cat January 5, 2009

Errellionism

Pronunciation - (ee - rrell - eon)

When the subject is not sure/has come in halfway during a conversation and either has a)misunderstood; b)taken out of context; c)lost the plot completely and needs to take that 5 seconds back; d)gets intoxicated and comments on Britney's breasts when everyone else is talking about fittings.

"is that more Errellionism..................reading into something that I did not type?"

by Daniel Eveentry June 17, 2008

Zipper Erection

When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused

Chris has such a huge zipper erection right now.

by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016

Erection Thief

Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.

- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.

- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.

by hhumpo May 17, 2011