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Equilibrium

Getting an equal amount drunk and an equal amount high. Usually done by drinking first and enjoying a joint second for a true equilibrium output.
Friend 1: hey bro how are the drinks sitting?

Friend 2: Sitting great but I think it’s equilibrium time.

*both walk off into the sunset to enjoy a joint*
by TheShiestyTruth April 30, 2025
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carpet equilibrium

Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.
by richinventor January 30, 2016
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Ass Equilibrium

PERFECT MIX OF NOT BEING ASSLIKE AND BEING EXTREMELY ASSLIKE
Wow I just interrogated a girl who said something funny like “it smells like ass” my ass must not be equilibrated (no ass equilibrium)
by Mibrhim555 March 4, 2022
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Synergetic-equilibrium

A state of collaborative balance.

A synergetic process that forces a balanced outcome
Montesquieu' s doctrine of "the separation of powers" is designed to create three branches of government that operate in "synergetic-equilibrium ".
by Percy Z. Silamba Sr. July 31, 2017
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Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.
Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.
by UnknownKage January 10, 2024
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Chaotic Equilibrium

A state of being where smart people do stupid or chaotic things, thus finding a behavioral balance or equilibrium
“He’s at the top of our class he should know you can’t put forks in a toaster
“Guess he found his chaotic equilibrium
by AnonymousShade23 March 27, 2022
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Synergetic-equilibrium

A state of collaborative balance.

A synergetic process that forces a balanced outcome
Montesquieu' s doctrine of "the separation of powers" is designed to create three branches of government that operate in "synergetic-equilibrium ".
by Percy Z. Silamba Sr. July 31, 2017
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