Nash Equilibrium

When you're pretty sure you don't want to fuck your friend's boyfriend again but you also don't want to tell her about the first time so you just keep your mouth shut.

He's being a real dick but I'm in a nash equilibrium and if I say anything it will all kick off.

by Pookie McNoodles February 20, 2021

carpet equilibrium

Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.

No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.

by richinventor January 30, 2016

equilibriumate

In a chemical reaction, to "equilibriumate" means to reach equilibrium.

This reaction will equilibriumate when the forward and reverse rates are equal.

by thinkerpooder November 2, 2025

Equilibrium

Now that's a word worth of searching, since this is urban dictionary I'll give you something different, because why not.

Did you know that a pineapple is not an apple with a pine you stupid cunt. (Equilibrium)

by Jszon June 13, 2018

Chaotic Equilibrium

A state of being where smart people do stupid or chaotic things, thus finding a behavioral balance or equilibrium

“He’s at the top of our class he should know you can’t put forks in a toaster”
“Guess he found his chaotic equilibrium”

by AnonymousShade23 March 27, 2022

Synergetic-equilibrium

A state of collaborative balance.

A synergetic process that forces a balanced outcome

Montesquieu' s doctrine of "the separation of powers" is designed to create three branches of government that operate in "synergetic-equilibrium ".

by Percy Z. Silamba Sr. July 31, 2017

Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.

Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.

by UnknownKage January 10, 2024