An object or individual that is excessively large or fat and constantly complains about there size. Typically the object r person will shadow those that are around it and leach off of them until they eventually snap and have a fit of rage at them. This object or person constantly feels the need to be involved in everything and is apparently a jack of all trades. The stories that are told be said object or person will normally reflect that of a person who has just told a story before them but they will add in extra details that didn't happen just to try be impressive but really it just pushes those around him further away from them. In conclusion nobody likes an object r person that they label as an Eoin Quirke as they an annoying cunt that was sent buly the grace of god as some form of punishment for who only knows what. Once your Eoin find you there is no escape
That table is such an Eoin Quirke(an absolute cunt). It always gets in the way and I constantly stub my toe off of it. No matter how much I try to get rid of it some always puts it back
by Urmawastaken2021Trollface February 27, 2025
by Ahhboiiiii November 14, 2023
When someone lurks apon your anus and begs for further action they are doing an Eoin Barry
He just got dirty bazzad
He just got dirty bazzad
Eoin Clarke is the sexiest beast in ireland. He is a boxer and gaa player. He has a dreamy black fade and beautiful blue eyes. He is 6ft and weighs 11stone he has big feet which indicates hw has a big dick 😍 he has a lover and he loves her back but he cant show that because of his situation with her. He judges girls by their figure and looks. He is kind, generous and a good friend! You are lucky if you know this boy
by Im fit af October 28, 2018
by Punanipunisher November 23, 2021
eoin kane thinks he’s the shit when he’s really not. his fav drink red berry boost over bpm (clearly a psychopath) he thinks he’s lethal at football when he’s really just a mid mid (or forward) either way he’s mid. He’s a lank and he fucking loves a kinder milkshake especially ones made by grace chambers he also enjoys calling grace a pole and he loves red sauce and me.
by Anonymous🤫 May 25, 2022
Strange guy, hard to like, almost all Eoins have pubic lice and a small Willy; and is a small person
Do not trust around ur boyfriend on any circumstance.
Do not trust around ur boyfriend on any circumstance.
Girl one: hey Eion
Girl ones bf: oh who is this?
Girl one: don’t talk to him
Eoin: *kisses girl ones bf*
Girl ones bf: *falls in love*
Girl one: *transforms into emo furry mlp sunset shimmer hybrid*
Girl ones bf: oh who is this?
Girl one: don’t talk to him
Eoin: *kisses girl ones bf*
Girl ones bf: *falls in love*
Girl one: *transforms into emo furry mlp sunset shimmer hybrid*
by Moneysgf April 04, 2022