Home enterpayment

Returning home after holidays or after a wicked weekend and:
1. a pile of bills lying on the floor are waiting for you
2. shit news are waiting for you in order to make you pay for having hella good time.

Derived from the words entertainment and payment.

Joe: Dude, I went to da party! Three days of booze and titties... but jeez man getting home found out the cat had pissed out her ass all over the place..

Fred: Yeah... typical home enterpayment.

by magnoliatangerine April 14, 2011

Enter Shikari

The best band ever!
Usually end up with some black eyes and falling from a human pyramid at their gigs..

Holy shit Rou from Enter Shikari just kicked me in the face!

by MrNoMuscle October 6, 2007

enterprise code

A derogatory term for program code that is ridiculously verbose and difficult to read and edit, characterized by grossly abusing the myriad of features available for a given language when a much simpler and more elegant solution is obvious. Derived from the horrible code that the employees of large, bureaucratic companies write for the sake of busy work and/or tormenting coworkers.

John spent eight hours writing 471 lines of Java enterprise code, importing thirteen libraries and carefully crafting three factory classes to accomplish a task that could just as easily be done with ten lines of Python. A hard day's pay earned.

by dontkillalljews February 12, 2013

Cock Enter

Opposite of cock block ; One who helps to score sexually.

Hey man i don't cock block I cock enter!

by Cockincounter September 23, 2009

Enterdrainment

Any passive form of entertainment that is so incredibly mind numbing that it sucks the intelligence from the listener or viewer; ultimately over time reducing (or limiting) them to a simplistic proto-human mental state, incapable of cognition or rational thought.

Sports, Celebrity gossip, Country music, Talk radio, Call-in shows, Soap operas and Reality TV are considered by many to be enterdrainment.

by Benjamin M Crowe January 6, 2007

chilled out entertainer

The attitude and proffesion of David Brent, star of "the office"(UK version).

"You'll never get another boss like me, someone who's basically a chilled out entertainer."

by aChilledOutEntertainer October 26, 2005

enter

to go into.

why the hell was *enter* not on here?

by Dude 2000 October 8, 2003