happy-ending massage

A massage that is normal up until the end, where the masseuse gives the person being massaged a handjob. See also: handjob, The Gabbie Show

Eric was surprised, yet very satisfied, with his happy-ending massage.

by Cringey May 13, 2016

career-ending move

getting canned from your bullshit job because you told the man to go fuck himself

I specialize in career-ending moves

by stonywarso February 27, 2003

Reverse Ending

Also known as the "Self Facial"

Some whore is jerking you off, but it goes totally wrong. Right when your about to bust, the crazy bitch points your dick back up towards you, and without you knowing; your demon seed is released all over your own face. At this point, you should proceed to get up and cockslap the bitch as hard as you possibly can.

yo that dumb whore... she pulled a reverse ending on me last nite

by LDL (tami) February 8, 2006

endirety

The full duration of something that is dire, its endirety.

I just watched the film Titanic in its endirety.

by C-Dawg45 January 19, 2008

Ending fairy

It is when idols finish performing on stage and the camera goes one by one on their face so they can show the hotness side of them

RM of bts has a very beautiful ending fairy

by Multistan4ever August 16, 2022

snow ending

When someone dies from a cocaine overdose.

That coke whore finally got her snow ending.

by pholefono January 26, 2011

Tragic endings

1: When someone meets an unfortunate end or loses at a game.

2: When orgasm is not achieved or a sexual act never occurs.

3: Not happy endings

Dawn: "Steven you lost at Yu-Gi-Oh!"

Steven: "No!"

Dawn: "Tragic endings ?" poor dropkick :(

Steven: "Endings tragic" :(

by Dawn Dove February 10, 2017