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emplosion

Process of simultaneous explosion and implosion. Intense but without any measurable effects to the outside world.
I was about to sneeze but it ended up with an intense emplosion.
by ZgodniDida September 17, 2013
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empooee

A person that religiously holds in their morning shit until they get to work so that they get paid to poo.
I love that Ian is an empooee, we save so much money on toilet paper at home.
by Crayzee baller June 7, 2016
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Greyjoy Employer

Institution that never hires interns or entry-level staff.

They do not sow the career fields, they only pillage workers who jump ship from other companies that will hire or train people new to the field.
Why are you even applying at that crappy Greyjoy employer? You haven't got a chance unless you come with 10 years' experience and a spreadsheet full of clients.
by wholesum1 November 28, 2016
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Zara employee

A group of people working with the tech extremists to steal and harm rare fish, kidnap uncles under 6 foot to work in the deserts of Uzbekistan and steal Mongolian fishing boots. The only way to defeat them is the mongol army, Mongolian throat singing and sending uncles over 6 foot to fight them.
Person one: HELP! I’m under attack by tech extremists and Zara employees
Person two: Don’t worry, I’m sending 3 uncles to your location
by Radsainthere November 7, 2022
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Zara Employee

They are connected to the tech extremists mafia and their goal is to harm rare fishes, destroy Mongolians and abduct uncles less than 6ft.
Listen to "Do U Bleed At All" by Luca Maxim to induce adrenaline and gain 10xp Mongolian throat singing ability and wipe the Zara Employees
by Joshua Joestar (MvN) November 8, 2022
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Wendy’s Employee

Someone who works at Wendy’s for 10 Dollars an hour and off work he would occasionally get murdered by a cop at a Dinner Party along with 2 Vegans, A virgin who talks about stupid Nintendo Games, and Someone who slams beer on a table, they also have a tendency to be gifted battleborn on Christmas by that same virgin.
Wendy’s Employee, Wendy’s Employee
by Pornhub dot com October 29, 2020
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employee of the month

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time
look at that employee of the month. what a dork!
by tomcon5 February 28, 2009
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