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Sam: WTF? My phone call dropped right when you farted..
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...
EMP Fart by Darth Bawls October 10, 2012
EMP Bomb
People are unaware that groups such as Al Qaeda may cripple the US economy with a few strategically placed EMP bombs.
EMP Brothers
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EMP Brothers by EMP WARRIOR October 14, 2020
EMP Fingers
A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.
EMP Fingers by Arktykr October 19, 2021