emochav

This is a word i created to describe the 'teenagers' commonly found in the town of Colchester, Essex (UK) and Guernsey.
They're a cross between emo kids and chavs.
They often have emo hair style's while wearing chav clothing, or wearing emo clothing and having hair which appears to have been attacked by bleach and a chainsaw.
They're marginally better chavs since their pale complexion keeps them inside and their short life expectancy is also a bonus.

(Abbreviated to emok or emoch)

Dude 1: "Did you see that twat with the shite hair?"
Dude 2: "The emochav?"

by AlexC September 5, 2008

emochicken

an idiot and fake emo

Peeping Tom is an emochicken

by Davic April 22, 2007

emotastic

A blurb of the words "emo" and "fantastic", having the following meanings:

-Being so emo as to cause physical pain to others. Ridiculously emo.

-Quintessentially emo. So emo as to bring the word "emo" to mind when observed.

-Sloppily emotional but still unnaturally cool.

Oh, quit being so emotastic already; you're making the plants wilt.

That band is so emotastic, they make me want to dye my hair and write bad suicide poetry.

It's amazing to me how she can pull off the ugly cry and still look awesome afterward. She's so emotastic.

by Pixie Toes January 26, 2010

Emote Smith

One whom uses emoticons. i.e. :), :p, :d, :D, ._., :(, :, : in an attempt to show emotions online.

Bill is such a emote smith, every sentence he uses has some weird emote.

by Slimeballr July 9, 2010

emoholic

Somebody who has a sexual attraction to emos, emo hair, eyeliner eyes, amazing jawlines
Or all of the above

emo emo hair emo jawline emo eyes emo-ness

Ed: UGH JOHNNIE GUILBERT IS SO FRIGGEN HAWT
Cat: EXCUSE ME, WHAT ABOUT ALEX DORAME ? HAVE YOU SEEN HER JAWLINE ??
Me: SHUT UP GUYS, * shows picture of Sarah Christine fowler*
Ed&cat&me: MARRY ME SENPAI YOUR SO KAWAIII 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Normal person: can you guys shut up ! Stupid emoholic retards
Me: shut up, go listen to dustbin beaver!

by Jaythekiller December 14, 2015

Totes Emosh

Used when someone/something is very emotional (totally emotional). For example, on X Factor, the group 'Two Shoes' had the chance of being voted back into the live shows and described the situation as being 'Totes Emosh'.

'It's just totes emosh'

'I'm just totes emosh at the moment'

by TotesUrban November 29, 2011

emotherapy

A form of rehabilitation of the mind by means of excessive and continuous whining.

I highly recommend you continue your emotherapy.

by Tauni January 5, 2006