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emopotamus

A morbidly obese person (generally a girl of the ages of 14-19) that looks and/or acts emo or goth. These people often think that by acting and dressing emo they will be considered more interesting or will garner more pity, but this is almost never the case.

'I hate that emopotamus, she is both incredibly annoying, and incredibly fat, two of the worst things to combine.'

'I know, if she would shut up every once in awhile, or was easy on the eyes, I wouldn't mind her that much.'

by iratepirate15 February 16, 2009

Emohour

The term used to denote a small gathering of men who need emotional support and want to express their feelings and emotions. Typically, this "hour" occurs after midnight, extending past 60 minutes and ending when the sunrises. Originating in Disney World, this practice has become a tradition that is spreading like a wildfire across the eastern seaboard, attracting many young men who are emo, providing them with the emotional support they need to make it through hard times.

"Hey bro, want to have an emohour tonight? I'm kind of depressed; Sally just dumped me and I'm feeling really emo."
"Sure bro, I'll call up the guys and we'll emo until the sunrises."

by DK11 August 4, 2007

eMoo

A pro gamer since 1989. He is very famous among Warcraft 3 Map makers and hackers on USWest, and is among the best. Aboriginals had Dreamtime stories about the legendary eMoo and his amazing adventures. This is who eMoo reincarnated from (but as a caucasian). If you ever meet eMoo, consider yourself lucky. eMoo is generally the best at everything.

Oh my god! That's eMoo hosting Pokemon World 6.2!

eMoo strangled the 5 foot pidgeon and created the ocean.

by eMoo fan base January 29, 2007

emoron

An emo child with lack of intelligence, hense every emo individual.

Girl: I'm not going out with you.
Boy: I'm going to slit my wrists and post pictures on MySpace.
Girl: This time you slit down the street, not across the road you emoron.
Narrator: Remember kids, if you're trying for suicide, it's along the arm, NOT across the bones.

by Vinny and Phil September 25, 2005

emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.

"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain

by The Captain August 14, 2004

emohawk

It's an emohawk. A polymorph that is spayed at birth and is
half domesticated. It's trained to change shape at it's owners behest like all polymorphs it's an emotional leech, it has the ability to steal emotions from living creatures.

Emotions are a highly valued trading commodity.

"It's the emohawk!".

"The gun, the emohawk's the gun!"

by The_Reckoning November 11, 2005