ephialtes

character in the movie 300 by frank miller, ephialtes wanted to be in the spartan army but was too pussy to lift his sheild high enough to fit in the phalanx formation

after rejection from the badass leonidas, he took sides with the transexual xerxes, and then wore a funny hat and pajamas, which he much prefered to his manly spartan hot pants.

the closest thing to quasimodo and paris hilton.

spartan captain: fuck off you beast!
leonidas: sorry for my captains actions, his dick is too big for his hot pants, so to speak.
ephialtes: leonidas, let me be part of your hench army
leonidas: no, you are ugly
ephialtes: mother, father, you were wrong!!! *jumps off cliff*

by lord fingelburnstein April 10, 2008

Elthia

An Elthia is a fun and friendly person who will stop at nothing to get the right result out of some one. They are always smart and they love art. An Elthia will make a friend and that friend will be their saddest good bye and their happiest hello. But watch Elthia carefully! If she think that you aren't her friend or you have betrayed her than she will stop at nothing to make a bad result out of you and keep her reputation in high standards.

My friend is called Elthia.
Help! Elthia is after me!
"Give it back!" said Elthia.
Leave now! Or I'll call the popular kids. Oh wait, I'm the popular kids. GET OUT!" Elthia exclamied.

by Bethkitten11 June 25, 2017

Elchi

An amazing, talented and attractive person with a big heart usually stands for ambassador or messenger in most central Asian countries

His the Elchi of America.
Or
His such an Elchi

by The savage Elchi January 4, 2018

Elphdick

Someone who is very annoying and has a really small dick. They always annoy people and secretly has crush that he always denies

Shut up Elphdick

by Walkingfish456 November 21, 2018

Elchie

A very famous ship between two people. Ellen often thinks about things she shouldn’t...

Have you heard of Elchie?

by elchieforever January 4, 2020

elpidio

A smart amazing person you will instantly fall in love with

oof thats an elpidio

by KiKi from chinook December 4, 2019

Ephios

Something that none can describe it by words, something so powerfull that no man is able to resist is faith. Death is near when Ephios approaches, so beware my friend do not underestimed the power of Ephios, as it will not underestimed yours...

Ephios is 10 times more powerfull then MI$A.

by Illuminaty May 13, 2005