Elmer Fudd

A fucking idiot who spends his days getting the shit kicked out of him by a rabbit and a duck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That fucking rabbit stole Elmer Fudd's shotgun and shoved it up the stupid fucker's ass for the seventeenth time today!

by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

Elmer Alert

Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.

Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.

by BallsDeep2010 February 25, 2010

elmeri

A crazy Finnish person that is also good for a laugh. He normally finds a lot of girls, who don’t value him or their relationship as strong as he does. Often too good for them. Can drink a liter of vodka in an hour and likes the sniffer.

Let’s go and do an Elmeri...

Don’t e such an Elmeri

by Lord Boom August 24, 2018

Elkarif

a nickname to call someone who's overweight and acting on WWE as a pro wrestler and a tiktok idol

I was shocked when my friend is gained weight like that like an Elkarif one

by akadesu July 25, 2020

Elmer’s Sock

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

Elma Sandblaster

This move from Western New York's wintery season requires precision and creativity, when you urinate on a car hood (writing your name in cursive), and the car's owner comes out and almost catches you, you quickly grab your high-power leaf-blower and shoot the mist of yellow-snow their way, but pretending you are doing them a favor by clearing their windshield. As said owner gets into their car you smile, elbow bump, and toss a turd from your backhand into the passenger seat for them to sit on and unsuspectingly. (you must be able to shit in your hand while maintaining conversation and not getting caught, while not squishing the poo). As the person drives away you smile, wave, and then smack the next person (onlooker) in the face with the remaining poo smears in your hand.

This guy is a real Houdini, managed to pull off the Elma Sandblaster on three unsuspecting people, while maintaining a straight face.

by El el fetches February 4, 2022

Elmira

It is a turkish name used mostly by Iranians. It means, Never dies. "Hargez namir"

Elmira Is a Beautiful young girl, with big brown eyes with broomy eyelashes, she has long waivy thick black hair and she likes to toss it around and show off its beauty. she is not too short and not too tall, with nice curvy boddies, she sure is beautiful and she surely knows it.
There comes that rich girl, Elmira..

by E S February 11, 2010