Eli

An Eli is a unit of measure. 1 Eli equals 3 interceptions. Eli is derived for the NFL Quarterback Eli Manning. He often throws for 3 interceptions in 1 game, as such the act of throwing 3 interception has been dubbed... an Eli. a QB that throws 4 interceptions in one game can be referred to as having thrown for 1.33 Eli's.

Wow, he just threw for an Eli.

by Payton Manning October 6, 2013

Eli

Tall, dark hair, and handsome. Someone who is romantic, and very hilarious! Usually matches up very well with italians. Very hot ones to be specific!

Whoa who's that girl over there with an Eli. I think she's Italian!

by yourbestie! January 6, 2012

Eli

The best boyfriend in the whole world! He can make your day better with just a simple, "I love you." He knows exactly what to say when you're sad/in the mood for loving. My boyfriend but also best friend all in one. What more could you ask for? Funny, smart, kind, handsome. Sweetest person ever.

Girl 1: Wow! You're so lucky to date an Eli!
Girl 2: I know right. It wasn't easy, but I managed to get him.

by thatgal9040 January 19, 2019

Eli

Huuuuuuge penis

Bro you know Eli? He is packing

by cogsx January 26, 2021

Eli

a massive crisis

sam: yo i feel like eli right now
eli: you want a beating fam

by samthesaddo July 26, 2020

Eli

He makes you laugh at the most random times. He may have a slightly dirty mind, but you get used to it. He may slip a lot, !warning! He is unique.

Eli slipped in the rain

by 11/26/18 November 30, 2018

Eli

Eli is a vey kind boy, who can be a bit of a trouble maker at times but also a very good friend. Eli might be a bit shy at first but can make friends quickly. At times Eli can be a bit Of a drama queen and take things a little to personally. Eli is a good- looking guy

“Eli, did you get told off yesterday?”
“Eli, what’s in your lunch?”

by KNames August 21, 2019